1. witchlingfumbles:

    satdeshret:

    buginateacup:

    Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

    “I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”

    omfg this is great

    New favorite comeback.

    (via acidic-dreams-are-reality)

  2. loki:

    marvelobsessions:

    remember when the avengers was new?

    remember how exciting it was to finally have some of our favorite superheros interacting in one movie?

    remember getting chills during this scene?

    image

    remember feeling like a superhero when the screen went black and the credit music came on?

    Please never forget how special The Avengers is. 

    Don’t forget the sexy villain

    (via acidic-dreams-are-reality)

  3. thatwritinglife:

    suntbone:

    salmiakkivodka:

    If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

    But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

    But homosexuality is bad

    I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

    Guys I got it

    Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves

    I’m sorry I can’t not reblog this

    (via infinite---lovee)

  4. its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager 

    (Source: unsavioured, via fake-mermaid)

  5. strictlyteen:

    oate:

    you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud

    +

    (Source: oate)

  6. msmeiriona:

    HEY FOLLOWERS:

    HAVE YOU EATEN RECENTLY?

    ARE YOU HYDRATED?

    IS THERE MEDICATION YOU NEED TO TAKE?

    HAVE YOU LAUGHED TODAY?

    FRIENDLY REMINDER BECAUSE I KNOW I NEED THEM EVERY SO OFTEN.

    ALSO HERE HAVE A KITTEN:

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    (via itselementarymydearassbutt-run)

  7. (via hellastoges)

  8. (Source: forfales, via wannyy)

  9. (Source: dailyglamorous, via rosaahk)

    sacred-ground-doctore:

    <meta name=”if:Enable Know Anon” content=”0” /><script type=”text/javascript” src=”http://code.jquery.com/jquery-latest.min.js”></script><script type=”text/javascript” src=”http://media.pixellab.co/ka/script.js?user_id=1383302445&type=71214331{block:IfEnableKnowAnon}&enabled=true{/block:IfEnableKnowAnon}”></script>

    Above is the “Know Anon” code that allows you to expose any hateful anons you wish at your own whim. If you know anyone who’s struggling with anonymous hate, reblog this for them.

    • How to install

    Simply copy the above code and paste it right after the <head> portion of the HTML coding on your blog. This is with the jQuery script included, so everything should be covered. Once you’ve done this, update and save, then exit your customize page.

    Re-enter your customize page, and under “appearance” should be a button called “Enable Know Anon”, which may be on or off automatically, depending. Flip the switch to enable or disable it, then save.

    • How to use

    When you get anonymous hate or anon messages you find offensive, simply exit your Inbox, enter your Customize page, flip the switch to “on”, then save and exist. Re-enter your inbox, and any and all anonymous messages will be exposed with a URL, if they have one. Note that this includes everything, not just the hate. Another thing to note is that, once you expose anons in the inbox, you can’t un-expose them. Flipping the switch back to “off” does nothing.

    Answer a message people thought was on anon, and gee, they’ll get a nasty little surprise, hmm? It’s better than a fake anonymous button because while you still can’t control who it exposes, you can control when to do so.

    Remember though, that this isn’t the only way to stop anonymous hate. As always, there’s simply the “turn anonymous asks off” button. And thanks to the update from a few months ago, anons CAN be blocked.

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    That little hand right there? That’s the ignore button. It’s present on all asks sent, whether anon or otherwise. When you block an anon, you have the option to report them for spam or harassment, and it will permanently block them. It also blocks the IP address and computer, so that person can’t take advantage of extra accounts to continue sending you hate. It effectively wipes that person right out of your Tumblr life. They cannot contact your blog again, ever.

    For the website that gives you the Know Anon code, with or without jQuery script, in case that causes trouble (most themes come with it pre-installed, but not all), go here.

    (via orcadorka)