1. meatbicyclevevo:

    thetowndrugdealer:

    precumming:

    I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

    or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

    thats so rude

    (via misunderstood-t33n)

  2. "

    Telling me I’m not allowed to be sad because there are other people out there who have it worse is like telling me I can’t be happy because other people have it better

    "

    No idea but if you know, let me know

    (via sniffing)

    (Source: mirror, via misunderstood-t33n)

  3. murphystopheles:

    buttchunks:

    A living legend.

    It looks like Obama has a bad ass ponytail.

    (via illuminaudo)

    demonshower:

    superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

    You know you’re never supposed to humanise characters that evidently are not human in every non-physical way

    But Death is essentially immortal. I mean even if you killed him in this physical form, he’s still going to be there to take lives and stuff.

    War, Pestilence, Famine… They all contribute to Death. 

    Death is going to see the end of the Earth, the end of humanity, the end of everything including the God. 

    But once everything is gone, when there’s nothing else to end, what will become of Death? Can Death die?

    I feel sort of sad for Death. Maybe he’ll never care, maybe he’ll get lonely, I have no idea. But I still feel sad for him.

    I find it sort of ironic that the only one who is going to live forever is Death.

    (Source: oberlyn, via jeannejacqueline)

  4. yourehidingfrommenow:

    domdean:

    cuntakinte:

    I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

    I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

    you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

    (via jeannejacqueline)

  5. falloutnovelli:

    vikingsrph:

    I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

    I AM ALLOWED TO CRY OVER SIMPLE THINGS

    I AM FULLY AWARE THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS TOO AND THEY ARE PROBABLY WORSE OFF THAN I AM

    DO NOT REMIND ME OF THAT WHEN I AM UPSET

    MY FEELINGS ARE VALID

    I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

    WHAT IS SIMPLE TO YOU COULD BE STRESSFUL TO ME

    STOP TELLING ME TO THINK ABOUT PEOPLE THAT HAVE IT WORSE

    STOP STOP STOP

    THIS IS IMPORTANT

    (via jeannejacqueline)

  6. emotionallydean:

    a-cup-of-moriartea:

    reminder a lot of people have this show up on their dash and it does remind them to eat after genuinely forgetting to so thank you for this

    Yeah not now though x

    (Source: happypecan, via misunderstood-t33n)

    request (x)

    (via misunderstood-t33n)

  7. floozys:

    i don’t care about straight girls who are afraid to cut their hair short in case they get called lesbians, i care about the fact that lesbians are being used as fucking insults 

    (via jeannejacqueline)

  8. "I want to make you smile and I want to make you cum.
    I want to hold your hand and I want to hold your hips down while you’re writhing.
    I want to make your eyes light up and I want to make them roll in the back of your head.
    I want to be your reason to wake up and your reason to stay in bed.
    I want to kiss your wounds and I want you to leave them on my back.
    I want to play with your hair while you sleep and I want to feel it between my fingers while you are on top of me.
    I want to memorize the repetition of your breathing and I want to memorize the sporadics of your moaning.
    I want to see the arch in your grin and I want to feel the arch in your back before you collapse.
    I want to go out to dinner with you and I want to go down on you.
    I want to to feel you in my heart and I want to feel you inside me.
    I want to make you laugh and I want to make you scream.
    I want to still be able to taste you in the morning.
    I want you in every form."

    (trm) Desire  (via 6bitch6craft6)

    #babe

    (via i-get-a-little-bit-stronger)

    only one person came to
    mind when I read this

    (via acidsaturn)

    (Source: acutelesbian, via misunderstood-t33n)

  9. mauridianhallow:

    beatlesboobsandbulges:

    My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

    parents who care

    (via lahmps)

  10. lovetoflyanditshows:

    Famous Viners?

    image

    (via jeannejacqueline)