1. "After you, hell should be easy."

    Portugal. The Man (via barefootinparis)

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  2. sashaforthewin:



    if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

    As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

    You are a mermaid, sir

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  4. jibblyuniverse:




    things that will always sound sarcastic

    • good for you
    • thanks a lot
    • yeah right
    • nice to know
    • wow
    • way to go
    • totally
    • ok buddy

    Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

    ok buddy man

    I might not have thought that last one through

    (via you-will-see-the-light-again)

  5. kissmeok:


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  7. one-after-nineonine:

    i did a push up why am i still fat

    (via you-will-see-the-light-again)

  8. ladyknucklesinshape:


    I dont understand how people call half a square of dark chocolate a “treat” or “splurge” like when i decide to splurge i eat 2 bags of chips, 4 bowls of ice cream, 7 pieces of cake and a newborn child

    Thank you

    (via yknowholic)

    • grandma:   you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
    • me:   grandma you're like 80
  9. dropdeadesu:


    i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

    nobody explain

    (Source: gotitforcheap, via boldbruises)